January 2011
KIDS NEVER WIN
emyextasy:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
I hate when people text me "K". I am rarely in the...
najiharazin:
When you were a kid.
And you heard the ice cream truck drive past your house.
There is a fucking fly in my room.
yousmileyoulie:
ilyketurtles:
I told it to
But it kept being a douchebag and buzzing all over the place, so I was like
And then I realized I was talking to a fly.
And now this has turned into some sort of gif story.
I hate it when you try to take notes in class...
And your writing them all down all calm…
But then your teacher starts talking faster and you can’t write them down fast enough….
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
when you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
somecreeper:
REBLOG IF: You hold your breath when you see a...
fuckyeahexpectopatronum:
No, I usually walk up to them and ask them
“Do I swim in your toilet?” then they’ll be saying no so I’m gonna be like “Then why the fuck are you smoking in my air?” BITCH GOT LAID.
Look what I did in the school toilets today...
yousmileyoulie:
fredandgeorgeweasley:
Anonymous asked: where are you from?
When I'm eating:
yousmileyoulie:
Expectations:
Reality:
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
lhayersth:
cool-kids-wear-vans:
^
Days... (Harry Potter edition)
yousmileyoulie:
thelordvoldemort:
When you hate everyone and everything:
When everything is wonderful and beautiful:
When you just don’t give a damn:
When you want to die:
When you find someone lovely to have a conversation with (new or old friend):
When some girl breaks your heart:
When your friends try to cheer you up:
When all your friends don’t invite you...
Sexy Eyebrow Raise
yousmileyoulie:
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
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